This town
Is a make you town
Or a break you town
And bring you down
This town

This town
Is a quiet town
Or a riot town
Like this town

And this town
Is a love you town
Shove you down
And push you ‘round town

Hey hey hey
Everybody oughta know

This town
Is an alright town
Or an uptight town
Like this town

And this town
Is a use you, a use you, a use you town
Abuse you town
And bring you down
This town

This town
Is a losin’ town
It’s a miserable town
It’s a no where town
It’s the pits
San Francisco
Hollywood
This town
Bye bye bye bye bye bye b-bye bye bye bye
So long
Bye-bye